Funny Computer Quotes

“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.” Rich Cook.

“The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.” Al Goodman.

“If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.” Robert X. Cringely.

“If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.”

“There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.”

“My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.”

“Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.”

“If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0″

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